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Thursday, June 19, 2008
11:18 PM
Post Mortem
Subject: Chris Chen
Coroner's report
T.O.D: 11.20am
Possible C.O.D: Extensive hemorrhaging in brain (due to extensive last minute cramming)
Probable C.O.D: Blunt force trauma to skull, causing massive brain damage. Rectangular pattern of wound suggests hit by large object with significant force (i.e. history textbook wielded by angry Mr Seng)
Blood tests: High levels of adrenaline found in blood (possible result of sheer shock upon receiving and handing in of exam script), evidence of cyanide in blood (possible attempt at suicide)
H1 History was quite ok... to a certain extent. :P
The perennial problem of poor time management returned to haunt me once again. Look at it this way:
One and a half hours - Me: 1 SBQ
Ryan: 1 SBQ AND 1 essay
End product: Take a guess.
___ .Do you remember our last meeting? ___